I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
