she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
