The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
How's work?
Spinning.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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