butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
Randomize
