then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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