are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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