So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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