Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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