Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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