I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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