I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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