Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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