Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I want to be your penis for a week.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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