i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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