You smell like stripper and shame
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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