last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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