Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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