I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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