I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
