Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Someone came in the potted fern
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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