i barfeds in our rink
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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