Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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