My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
We are two peas in an std pod
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
