We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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