i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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