Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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