Its about making memories worth repressing
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
