I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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