But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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