I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Randomize
