Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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