We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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