she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
it glows. i had to have it.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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