I don't think brook has ever known best
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
that may or may not have been my penis.
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