The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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