it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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