it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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