I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
Randomize
