Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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