For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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