ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
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