hell yes lets make some ravioli
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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