I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Semen is not good for contacts.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
there is puke in my bra ... again
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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