Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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