is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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