What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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