Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
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