White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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