Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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