smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Randomize
