He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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