How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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