I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
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