i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
I wanna passion pit in your ass
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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