My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
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